The Fix

This is an absolutely true tale. My son loved his wallet. He loved it so much he didn't want to get a new one. It was his favorite wallet ever! But alas, this much beloved wallet had seen it's days and was falling apart at the seams, and I do mean every seam. My son had this ingenious thought one day that proved to me he had become a man. He duct taped his wallet together! I wish I had taken photos of it, I'd love to show you this wallet. Nowhere was there any semblance of it actually, at one time, having been a real leather wallet. It was totally covered, inside and out, with duct tape. He had designed perhaps the first duct tape wallet. Or had he? I mean, let's face it, men do love the stuff and he probably wasn't the first or only male walking around with a duct tape wallet. In fact, his dad was a bit the same in that it was a staple tool to have around the house. We all love duct tape for certain things, but there are times it just should not be used! Duct tape is perfectly fine to tape wires down out of the way. Duct tape is not fine to use as a big bandaid. Duct tape is OK to roll into a ball and use it for a hockey puck (ball?). Duct tape is not OK to use for reattaching the car's rearview mirror, to use as a ski binding, or to patch the hole in the canoe. There are a lot of people who believe duct tape can fix anything. I'm not one of those people. For those who "believe", Cowpie Creek has the perfect T-shirt for you!

Duct Tape Fixes Anything T-Shirt
by CowPieCreek

Cowpie Creek has some other really funny T-shirts, mugs, mousepads, and other items as well. Here's a couple more I found funny, hope you do too!

Happy Hour Is A Nap T-Shirt
by CowPieCreek

American Idle Funny Retirement T-Shirt
by CowPieCreek

Ok, I'm laughing hysterically and it's almost 2 am!

I'm laughing pretty hard here and wondering if the people who live above me can hear it. It's 2 am after all, I should really be asleep, not browsing around looking at T-shirt sites. This site I'm browsing right now, SagArt T-shirts and Gifts , has some of the funniest T-shirts I've ever seen! Take a look at this one for instance!

Retirement Oat Bran T-Shirt
by sagart1952

Maybe I'm finding it even more funny because I'm getting up there in age? Yikes! I'm not ready for my wild oats to turn to oat bran just yet! Ok, browsing this funny T-shirt shop a bit more and I came across this one.

Toadly Insane T-Shirt a subsidary of Union Eight

Now I don't know about you but that Toadly Insane T-shirt makes me giggle uncontrollably! It's just too cute and too funny. Oh well, I'll go to sleep with a smile on my face and probably dream of big eyed frogs with even bigger lips, or perhaps I'll dream of oat bran. I vote for the froggie!